I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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