i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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