I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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