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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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