I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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