Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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