Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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