so that wasnt chicken after all
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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