Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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