we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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