I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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