Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just had sex on a roof
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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