You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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