All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It was a blind-side dick pic.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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