Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm both gender and math confused
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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