Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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