Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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