okay pat passed out under dana's car
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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