Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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