I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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