so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Are we still banned from the library?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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