I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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