no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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