Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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