Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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We have started to decorate penises.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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