I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just had sex on a roof
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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