Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
third nipple confirmed
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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