She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
