I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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