Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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