a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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