I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ðŸ˜ðŸ’€#pensacolaproblems
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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