I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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