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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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