Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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