We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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