I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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