They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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