I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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