He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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