He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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