Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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