I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm like, not good at living.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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