I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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