hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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