let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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