Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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