3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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