I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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