Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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