Sry I called you an 8
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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