Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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