I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
that's an acceptable place to lick
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How naked do you want me to be?
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