so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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