ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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