I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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