so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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