Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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