Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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